OK. Here’s what I have so far:
So far I have a heap of troubles. Did you know that your computer can have a panic attack? It’s called a kernel panic. First photoshop wouldn’t start and now the computer won’t start. All my map making files are on that computer, all the more recent ones that is. If I can’t remedy this situation, I’ll have to redo the map on the old and slow computer, (sorry dear, but you are).
I t a l l s t a r t e d many years ago when as an aspiring entrepreneur I decided to buy my first computer. I took it home and renamed the hard drive “Adam”.
Adam was followed by Adam 2, Adam 3, Adam 4, Adam 5, and Adam 6. I am typing on Adam 5 while Adam 6 stares blankly at me. Dead. Lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. (Jaws 1975)
Here is the final map that I and good old Adam 5 were able to put together: